In a now-deleted tweet, the Betsy Ross House thought Darius Slay got the family together and came for a historical visit last weekend:

Now deleted @BetsyRossHouse tweet, shout out Liberty Line for snagging this

Is Betsy Ross a 4-for-4 Philly sports fan? 610-632…

That could be a guy named Darius. His buddy could be named Slay, but that isn’t Darius Slay. I don’t know if this guy claimed to be Darius Slay for free commemorative pins or a tour, but whoever is running the social for @BetsyRossHouse needs Google. Neither of these dudes look anything like Darius Slay:

Can we really blame the Betsy Ross House team? They care about history, not two-high safety coverage. If someone came in and said he was Francis Scott Key they’d kick the ever-living shit out of him for being an impostor. But if Chandler Parsons ever un-retires and signs with the Sixers I’m getting a free tour, easy: