Texas Forever:

I want to know how many Steveweisers Lane Johnson and Stone Cold crushed together while talking about Big 12 Football. My guess is the night went something like this:

Btw – I’ve never noticed how strong of a middle finger Stone Cold has until it’s matched up against someone else’s. That thing sends a message. I love Lane, but he got dominated in this one. This would be like him and I going toe to toe in the Oklahoma Drill. If I cut Lane off in traffic and he gives me that skinny bird I’m not getting off at the next exit to avoid him. You piss off Stone Cold you’re getting the Brock Lesnar of middle fingers and a Stone Cold Stunner on the shoulder of 95:

That thing has gotten more reps than a Ben Simmons gaming chair.