Preparation H Offers Soothing Relief for #Butthurt Raptors Fans

Preparation H checking in on Twitter:

Man. Imagine getting posterized on Twitter by Preparation H. Rough week for Raptors fans, who are down 3-0, watched Joel Embiid hit a dagger in their home arena, and now some 22-year-old entry level kid running a hemorrhoidal cream account just dunked on you.

Have you ever used Preparation H? Yeah me neither. Hopefully none of us ever have to apply it, but if you do, this is what you can expect, via Google:

This medication is used to temporarily relieve swelling, burning, pain, and itching caused by hemorrhoids. It contains phenylephrine, which belongs to a class of drugs known as sympathomimetic amines. It works by temporarily narrowing the blood vessels in the area. This effect decreases swelling and discomfort.

So it heals inflamed blood vessels. Raptors fans could use that. Wonder if you can also use Prep H for bulging veins?

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