Guess this guy didn’t know the password was ORRRRRRRRGYYYYYYYYYY:

If you didn’t get the reference:

If we’re being honest, this thing looks more safe than most masks I’ve seen. The N95 makes you look like a duck and the plague mask makes you look like a giant bird. Both avian species. With that science, I determine that plague masks should be allowed. Its not like anyone gives a shit about the mask mandate at the WFC anyway:

No masks on SEPTA, no masks on airlines, but I got tasered by my barista today because I opened up the door and didn’t have the last strap around my ear yet.

Kinkead: the irony here is that the security guy is not properly wearing his mask, his nostrils are totally exposed