The Philadelphia Stars just released their new mascot and need you to help name it:

First thoughts:

I’m guessing it is a play on “Stars” and they’re using an alien from some sort of galaxy. I think it looks like a Chuck. Why Chuck? Just cause I think it looks like a Chuck. I’d probably be the greatest in the world at naming aliens if that was a thing. The Martian from Looney Tunes, that’s a Jeff. ET is a Larry because he has a barrel like every Larry I ever met. But Chuck fits whatever this thing is because it’s fat and dopey looking. This blog stunk.

Kinkead: just want to point out that everybody initially hated Gritty