No one asked for this. Nobody cares about the MVP anymore, let alone a week later. That was a 48 hour issue. Nothing like the Philadelphia City Council having the pulse of the town. You can’t drive down a street without a pothole eating your car. You can’t go to your local corner store for toilet paper because people are stealing shit left and right so it’s more beneficial for them to close. Twenty something people have to live in a duplex just to afford it, but hey at least Joel Embiid is the Most Valuable Philadelphian right? –

Fuck off.

Politicians are singlehandedly the worst people in the world. The same people who grow up to be politicians are the same people that grow up to referee pro sports. Who wants a job where 50% of the people hate you at all times? Of course it’s more bearable when you can influence the game and line your pockets. And I know they probably spent five minutes on this resolution, but kids can’t even walk out of school without being shot. We’re passing resolutions for “Southwest Airlines Day” and “Philly Plays Scrabble Month” and there’s a billion dollar heroin market chilling 15 minutes down the road from City Hall and people having picnics in Rittenhouse Square feet from a homeless guy trying to get some shut eye. This city can suck and can be great at the same time. It’s your 2021 Phillies.

Congrats on Joel’s award though. He deserves it.