The Eagles released a video from OTAs and I gasped when I saw Jalen Hurts:

How can someone have this much swag and be this cool and not become a franchise QB?

Tom Brady had Uggs. Jalen Hurts has Oakleys. You can’t tell me looking this good doesn’t add 10 more yards with accuracy to your deep ball.  If the NFL doesn’t let Jalen wear sunglasses under his helmet there’s an obvious fix for the Cowboys to win the NFC East. Plenty are going to point out that Cam Newton has all the swag in the world and can’t complete a simple 10 yard out. You mean former MVP and Super Bowl QB Cam Newton? I’ll hang up and listen.

P.S. Are we getting a gloved Jalen this year? The similarities to Brady are becoming alarming: