Howard “Erskin” checking in on Twitter:

These were the halcyon days of Howard Eskin, when he was a bulldog news breaker and cow milker. If the cows are scared, they should get a dog.

But he’s right, he can do it all, as long as it doesn’t involve technology, spelling, grammar, or social media, which is “not media and not social.” Howard works harder than everybody else. He goes to all of the games. He asks the tough questions that fans want answered, like nailing Gabe Kapler on a coconut oil masturbation blog post from an old website.

Nobody is more humble and self aware. Howard Eskin is “the King” and never had a bad day in his life.