Let’s check in on the Mets’ broadcast:

Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez here. I love the save attempt –

“Stroking out is something we don’t want to be doing!.. from a medical standpoint do you know what stroking out means? (laughing) My mind goes places..”

I believe this is a triple entendre. We could be talking about a baseball stroke, a medical stroke, or masturbation, depending on what you actually hear or what you pretend to hear. There’s nothing like a good triple entendre.

The Mets are 38-19 and way out in front in the NL East. Phillies 11.5 games back, but if we know anything about anything about the division, New York will find a way to disappoint and Atlanta will find their way into the postseason.

Good morning.