Jason Garrett is replacing Drew Brees on the Sunday night pregame show:

Everybody at NBC better be referring to Jason Garrett as “Coach”. None of this “Jason” shit:

How fast is everyone unloading their Drew Brees stock? Or is it one of those moves where the loss is so far down the road you hold on to it hoping for a dead cat bounce? This tweet sums up Drew Brees’ commentating career perfectly:

Being replaced by The Clapper is a direct shot to the ego. I’d rather be Oprah thinking Drew Brees’ birthmark was lipstick in front of billions of people right now than sitting at home on my couch knowing Jason Garrett replaced me:

First the NBC desk, now Notre Dame too??? Jesus, Coach Drew has a family to support:

Garrett could still also succeed Brees as NBC’s Notre Dame game analyst, but a final decision has not been made there, according to sources.

Lets be honest. We know why: