Phillies

Is Liam Castellanos the Best Cheater Since the 2017 Astr*s?

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Jun 16th, 2022 · 10:04 AM EDT

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If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying, and boy do I love Liam Castellanos doing everything in his power to pull one out for the Phils yesterday:

King behavior https://t.co/jqLhdMRwJ9 pic.twitter.com/toQEF9S3JH

— Jake 🇵🇷 (@harpertazo) June 15, 2022

Anyone like the Astros and Yankees can cheat in the shadows, but when its so blatantly obvious you just gotta respect it. What’s Rob Manfred going to do? Liam Castellanos would kick his old ass (and my ass too):

https://twitter.com/KyleWooderboys/status/1512550233095520257?s=20&t=QTe9DJK8FRQHXvk36OPDaQ

If the fat cats behind the plate in the Diamond Club don’t start doing everything to blind the pitcher why are they even there? We used to be a country. A proper country:

Quick Power Rankings of current athlete’s kids in Philly:

1) Liam Castellanos

I love this kid:

Liam Castellanos did not have to roast Chris Rose like that 😭 pic.twitter.com/e9y2gnLTtC

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) July 22, 2021

2) Krew Harper

Ball go boom. The Phillies go back to back like Castellanos and Bryce do in the lineup:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CM0TEznjkX1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

*3) Gavin Giroux

I know he’s not here anymore but these are my power rankings. Cry about it. Silky fucking mitts already:

Gavin Giroux: Always ready to play mini sticks. 🏒 pic.twitter.com/CjWSnlV74z

— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) March 18, 2022

4) Paul Reed

Doc’s son:

Paul reed gives me the strength to move on pic.twitter.com/mZFsuk4gHG

— Philly Sports Sufferer (@mccrystal_alex) June 15, 2022

 

5) Arthur Embiid

All this kid does is cry and shit his pants:

Joel Embiid with his son Arthur at NBA All Star game festivities ❤️

It’s special to see the player, leader, father, man Joel has become

🎥 @melissarohlin
pic.twitter.com/Sytts4WwsR

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) February 19, 2022