Do they not teach you to pray to St. Anthony at Villanova? –
— Josh Hart (@joshhart) June 7, 2022
The final tally:
- 9 AirPods
- 2 AirPod Max’s
- 4 AirPod Pro’s
- 3 Beats Studio headphones
Josh Hart has spent roughly $4,575 on lost and replaced AirPods and Beats headphones. That’s nothing when he makes $12 million a year, but get this dude some wires. This is like the junior version of the story about Allen Iverson and how he wouldn’t pack clothes for away games, and instead just buy a whole new wardrobe on the road. Before every road trip Josh Hart has to stop into one of those electronic stores in the airport bumping EDM at 6 a.m. to buy new AirPods.
Listen, thou cast the first stone who hasn’t had their AirPods slip out of their pocket in an Uber or on a plane. Those things are elusive. I’m guilty of it, but I might have one lost case under my belt. Not 15.
And can we talk about AirPod Pro’s for a second? They’re great. The noise cancelling features are awesome especially for getting mugged in the city, but I can’t get those things to stay in my ears. I don’t know if I was born with poorly-designed ears, but none of those suction things you attach to the Pros stays in my ear. I can’t run with them. I can’t walk back from the grocery store with my hands full because they become loose in my ear every fifth step. Does this happen to anyone else or am I just EarBoy from All That?
via All That on YouTube
I’m all ears (no pun intended) if you have any suggestions at @KyleWooderboys.