Eagles

The Washington Commie PR Staff Should Get Hazard Pay

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Jun 8th, 2022 · 1:00 PM EDT

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Jack Del Rio is the defensive coordinator for the Washington Commies.

He recently tweeted this in response to a story about the January 6th committee hearings:

“Would love to understand “the whole story “ about why the summer of riots, looting, burning and the destruction of personal property is never discussed but this is ???”

Nothing necessarily incendiary right there, and a lot of people would probably agree with him, but then he was asked about the Capitol riot by Commie beat reporters:

Commanders DC Jack Del Rio on his recent tweet (https://t.co/odv7zr4BOn) at today's media session

"Businesses are being burned down, no problem… and then we have a dust-up at the Capitol, nothing burned down… and we're gonna make that a major deal."@nbcwashington pic.twitter.com/zH39iSqHM8

— NBC4 Sports (@NBC4Sports) June 8, 2022

He’s getting hammered for calling January 6th a “dust up.” Not sure about you, but I believe most “dust ups” don’t involve people getting killed, though that’s just like, my opinion man.

Beyond any partisan political horseshit, I just think it’s hilarious that this franchise can’t seem to get out of its own way. You’ve got the owner embroiled in something like 40 different scandals, you haven’t won a playoff game since George W. Bush was in office, and now the defensive coordinator is talking to reporters about justice and politics.

The Washington Commie public relations crew should get hazard pay. Imagine having to stand next to Jack Del Rio or Daniel Snyder. You turn into the guy from Airplane who picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. I can’t believe people sign up to do this. The money must be good. Or maybe you have some sort of higher calling to do your part in turning that shit show around.

Go Birds!