Congrats to the newlyweds! If you’re forced to miss most of the happy hour to take photos, you better get a Classic Italian during Hoagiefest, a carton of Reds, and a six pack of Bud Light:

I love that these people didn’t choose a Super Wawa. They remember the days when you could get quality lunch meat and when Amoroso still delivered the rolls. The only way this could be more Delco is if they got the certificate for their GED in the morning and then booked it over to St. Kevin’s in time for the nuptials.

If you’re Wawa you gotta find this happy couple. Check Tavolas first, and offer to cater their christening for free at the VFW. That way when their drunk uncle tries to choke out the dickhead cousin he’s not doing it on an empty stomach.

Chances the whole wedding party shouted “Go Birds” and not “Cheese” before every picture? -5000.