Mazel tov! Joel Embiid dancing the hora was the video of the weekend:

The hora is firmly in the #1 overall seed for best dances at a wedding. “Shout”? Amazing every single time, but doesn’t have the longevity. The “Electric Slide?” Sure. The “Cupid Shuffle?” Jesus wasn’t walking it by himself back in Cana. The hora has stood the test of time.

Now, I have to know who goaded Embiid into getting on the chair and putting the entire season in jeopardy? Did we have to make it even more complex by adding another human to the equation? What was the dynamic here? Did the woman ask to ride the bull? Is Embiid now a father of two? I need answers:

The 2022 MVP race:

 

I gotta tell you, pound for pound, the Chosen’s do wedding season the best. It’s 15 minutes, step on some glass, and let’s go Mitzvah. The Catholics are only starting to catch up to the Jews. I was at a Catholic wedding this weekend and the ceremony was only 30 minutes. We’re finally figuring it out. No more Jesus Cracker. No long homily that nobody will remember five minutes after it’s over. I’ll drink the Blood of Christ during cocktail hour.