Michael Rubin’s 4th of July white parties are becoming easily the most important invite you can get. It’s like the Met Gala for athletes and musicians. Scroll through Michael Rubin’s Instagram feed. Look at all this star power all in one room:


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You could field an entire NBA All-Star Team and the Billboard Top 100 with every athlete and artist there. Does Michael Rubin have the greatest grift going at the moment? Become friends with every A-List rapper. Invite them and their friends to his house for a party, get them all liquored up hoping they’ll grab the mic and perform. Just on Sunday we had Drake, Lil Baby, Meek, 21 Savage, Travis Scott, Uzi, Quavo, ASAP Ferg, and Lil Durk all do a song or two on stage. Without Michael Rubin having to pay for any of it:

Also, could this party be the breeding ground for a Kevin Durant trade? I expect Daryl Morey was in some secret panic room Michael Rubin has in his mansion, hammering out trade details with Rich Kleiman, Kevin Durant’s agent, so the Sixers have to only give up minimal assets: