Well this is sad. The Choco Taco is no more. Kaput. Discontinued.

From the Klondike website:

The Klondike Choco Taco has unfortunately been discontinued in both 1ct and 4ct pack sizes. Over the past 2 years, we have experienced an unprecedented spike in demand across our portfolio and have had to make very tough decisions to ensure availability of our full portfolio nationwide. A necessary but unfortunate part of this process is that we sometimes must discontinue products, even a beloved item like Choco Taco. We know this may be very disappointing. We hope you’ll try our other delicious frozen treats, including Klondike Cones, Shakes, Sandwiches, and of course, our signature Bar available nationwide.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of another piece of your childhood being ripped out of your body and separated from your soul. The Choco Taco has been around forever and is a symbolic piece of ice cream Americana.

I personally would say that Choco Taco goes on the Mount Rushmore of Klondike offerings, along with the original Klondike bar, classic ice cream sandwich, and the Krunch bar. If you disagree, make your own Klondike Mount Rushmore.

But for real, that explanation from Klondike is kind of bullshit, isn’t it? “We have experienced an unprecedented spike in demand across our portfolio.” Okay, produce more. Build a new factory or something. Figure it out, or else someone else is gonna have to come in here and fill the Choco Taco void with a rip off Choco Taco.

I blame both Biden and Trump for this. #Let’sGoTaco