Bryce Harper is an MVP on and off the field:

I know Bryce is going to get most of the pub here, but those are some good friends. Foxhole guys. Very rare to find guys you’re going to be boys with for the rest of your life at nine years old.

Bryce has been like god damn Mother Theresa this week. Between this and feeding the needy, he might be inducted into sainthood by the end of his career: