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Daryl Morey’s Night Ruined By Girls in Yoga Pants

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

Published:

via D-Money's Twitter

Here I was just watching Nick Sirianni ready to fight Bob Saleh, and Daryl Morey out of nowhere tweets at the CB account:

I love this move by Daryl. Alert the media and then you control the story. He sat on this joke the whole week. Credit to D-Money for pacing in the tall grass, waiting to strike at the right time. He probably had @girlsinyogapant notifications on, waiting and wishing for a good clap back at us. Well, buddy, did he get a layup. I’ll say it once and I’ll say it twice – there ain’t no shame in the yoga pant game. You give me a straight guy who doesn’t look at a girl in yoga pants and I’ll give you a liar.  It doesn’t matter if you’re the President of Basketball Operations for the Sixers or you’re writing dick jokes for Crossing Broad. At the end of the day, we’re all following @girlsinyogapant.

If we’re being honest though, I’m going to need you to focus, D-Money! These are the only yoga pants that matter right now:

Also, Can I call you D-Money? I feel like I can because you and I are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a pass. I know I can’t pass as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my hand-eye coordination. I love your hair. You crunch numbers fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I’m sure our relationship would be a real assist.

P.S. – Yoga Pant night at the Wells Fargo Center is going to be awesome!

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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