“Contreras DH-ing today, which was his role in the All Star Game this year, somehow… hit to center field and hit well, Nimmo back and he’ll take a look and it’s outta here.”


What a mush job from Gary Cohen. Sounds like he’s being a little facetious here, but still, he and Keith Hernandez should take some games off. Maybe the next Phillies series.

If this was A Bronx Tale, Cohen would be put in the bathroom.

“Hey! I don’t want your money touching my money! Whatsa matter? My money’s no good no more? Why? Why? Because you’re a fuckin’ jinx, that’s why! Here, put ’em in the fuckin’ bathroom! Get him outta here.”