On Sunday Jim Gardner will throw out the first pitch against the Mets. If it’s anything like his bell ringing career the catcher is going to need a new mitt:

There’s no shot he bounces it right? I feel like his bristly white mustache gives him super strength. Jim without the mustache is like Thor without his hammer. We’ve got limited time with Jim and it’s a big weekend for the Phillies, so if you can get down to the ballpark this weekend I’d do it. None of this family of four crap. We need two rivals to come together. Boomers and Gen X need to unite for a common cause and that’s to pack CBP and help the Phillies stay in a playoff race:

Remember we can bring in a bunch of food and water in as long as it’s sealed.