Yankees Fan Drinks Beer Through a Hot Dog Straw
What the hell is this? –
Oh no! What is this? pic.twitter.com/Pb5dqTfnCQ
— ESNY (@EliteSportsNY) August 23, 2022
I have never seen anything like this. I mean, people have their own hot dog routines, right? Some like ketchup, some like mustard, some like relish, etc. Kobayashi would dunk them in water and eat them two at a time when he was doing competitive eating back in the day. There’s some weird stuff going on, but nothing is weirder than hollowing out the inside of the weiner and then using it like a straw to drink beer. What is this guy trying to achieve? Does the hot dog flavoring make the beer taste better? Will some brewery use this video as inspiration to craft the Hot Dog IPA? Hopefully not.
This reminds me a little bit of that scene from Half Baked, where Stephen Baldwin is the “MacGyver smoker” –
“…alright, get me an avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel, trust me bro I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!”
Except in this case the guy above is like “get me a hot dog, a beer, and a seat at the ballpark.. trust me bro I’ve made straws with less.”
This is truly grotesque. This is a developing story. We’ll update as new information becomes available.