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I Need Jerry Jones To Live Forever
By Kyle Pagan
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Jerry Jones needs to live forever. Starting fake quarterback controversies because he’s bored on a Thursday is why I’m all for stem cell research:
Jerry Jones wouldn’t mind a QB controversy between Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush. He said he’d walk to New York if it meant Rush played so well going forward that the Cowboys had a tough decision to make pic.twitter.com/3aG98I3Fx5
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) September 22, 2022
Imagine starting a QB controversy between a guy in year two of his $160 million deal and 28-year-old undrafted free agent. Thank god for Tony Romo’s success under center. Jerry’s brain is so warped by those 10 years that he thinks any undrafted QB from a mid-major can become a franchise QB.
My guy then doubled down comparing the situation to when Dak took over for Romo in 2016 after he was injured in Week 1:
More from Jerry Jones talking about Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush pic.twitter.com/M0nbQJ3dWb
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) September 22, 2022
The only problem is Romo was 36 years old and Dak is 29 and still in the prime of his career. So, now I’m rooting for Rush on Monday night just so Jerry makes this situation so toxic that Dak asks for a trade.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com