Vikings special teams coordinator Matt Daniels is horny:

…perfect teeth. Great hair. Good lover. I mean brother.” Jesus Christ, Matt Daniels, keep it in your pants. Do you think the Vikings had to get HR involved after this press conference? Not only does this break labor code, but he blatantly lied, too:

“He has the ability to make you miss. He’s elusive, but obviously he has the homerun speed to take it the distance. That’s what makes him so spooky.”

Spooky specials team guy huh? –

Even the one he actually did take back to the house was originally muffed:

Jalen, if Coach Daniels asks you to stay late and watch some film in his office, just say no.