If you think you’re going to surprise Jordan Mailata on a corner blitz, spoiler alert, you’re not:

He’s going to pancake you and then use all 366 pounds to make sure you remember him.

Meme time:

That’s Rachad Wildgoose. You’d think the most dangerous thing a Wildgoose would experience in a field would be Carson Wentz.

Add this to the Mailata highlight reel: