Former Sixer Markelle Fultz is out indefinitely with a toe fracture, because:

Holy shit. That must have been the worst toe stubbing of all time. Dude ended up in a walking boot? What does he have laying around his house, concrete blocks?

Normally when I stub my toe I just curse loudly and then kick the item that caused the stubbing, injuring my foot further. But never have I broken a bone in this manner.

Get this man some steel-toe boots from Walmart! What’s next, Thoracic Outlet Syndrome?