I kid you not, this is a real email. It showed up in my inbox Wednesday evening:

I have no clue what’s going on here. Is someone pulling my leg? Maybe it’s a burner email.

The best part is the serious tone. They are talking about Mike as if we’re gathering information for the January 6th Commission. “We will publish our full findings in due time.” What is this, Benghazi? Mike is a radio host. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. If I want to hear about split personalities I’ll watch that M Night movie with the dude who played Professor X in the X-Men movies. James McAvoy I think his name is.

I personally believe this individual (or individuals) should drop the Mike Missanelli investigation.. outright! All resources used in this exercise should instead be re-allocated to investigating O.G. Wade for his fugazi fantasy football draft.