Grease. Lube. Vaseline. Doesn’t matter.
Phils in 4:
Adult entertainment company CamSoda is sending trucks of lube to grease the poles in case the Phillies win the World Series pic.twitter.com/iUJQCgwqwj
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 26, 2022
Here’s the press release from a Big J at the AP, so you know this is for real:
— Will Graves (@WillGravesAP) October 26, 2022
This won’t do anything. People are getting up those poles one way or another:
WE HAVE A POLE CLIMBER! pic.twitter.com/OadKtX7r1y
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 23, 2022
— Steve Keeley (@KeeleyFox29) October 23, 2022
Even if they can’t get down:
That moment when you can’t get down from the pole you climbed.
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) October 24, 2022
I think CamSoda is playing a dangerous game if you ask me. If you think people aren’t going to be using the lube to be fucking on the street you don’t understand the level of chaos that goes on when a team from Philly wins a title. Not only do you have a bunch of crazy people climbing poles, lighting shit on fire, and flipping cars. Now you’re adding a whole new layer to the mix. You know how there’s that stat about birth rates being higher nine months after a city’s team wins a championship? Double it now. All thanks to CamSoda and their 55 gallon drums of lube.