Frankie Two Scoops Just Called 'Game'

You think Frankie Two Scoops is worried about the Braves? –

Frankie Two Scoops (the press box ice cream guy) is so confident that the Phillies will be back he ordered ice cream for next week.

“You’ll be back,” he said. “I know it. I’m like a witch.” pic.twitter.com/A6oKo9Hc4J

— Alex Coffey (@byalexcoffey) October 15, 2022

Frankie Two Scoops is the cockiest motherfucker in CBP today and that’s saying something. He’s already ordered the ice cream for next week. MLB might as well get the champagne on ice and blanket the Phillies locker room with plastic because we’ve got an ice cream scooping witch on our side. A witch that’s been scooping ice cream at the ballpark since Turkey Hill was selling Graham Slam. Tell the Braves to stay on the bus.

Legend:

Frank the longtime ice cream guy from the Phillies' press dining room just stopped by: "Is Keith here? I came to see Keith." … I have a feeling he knew Keith wasn't here.

— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) August 19, 2022