Get in on the ground floor because once Scotty Jetpax gets over the Phillies stunting the re-development to his re-development, this is going to be the hottest collector’s item on Broad Street:

via Fanatics.com

What won’t Michael Rubin hawk for a profit? You lose that sweet NBA money, you’re going to need to do anything to keep that bottom line in the black.

Next, we’re going to get an authentic Odubel Herrera signed police report in an NLCS case. We should be able to FOIA Fanatics for the name and address of anyone who buys this so we can put them on a list. I mean, would Scott Kingery’s family even put this in their cart? Honestly, if I’m Jetpax, I’m taking some of the $8 million I’m getting paid next year and buying all the inventory just so it’s no longer on the site. This is worse than those crazy Phillies New Era hats no one buys. Except for this guy:

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