This guy has disappeared like a fart in the wind:

Is he still in the drunk tank? Did they feed him to Big Dom DiSandro at halftime? What the hell is going on? How has he not been on WIP or the Inquirer done an interview with him from his cell at Graterford? This guy has a story to tell. Is he banned from the stadium for life? How did he get down there? How cool is it too low five Jason Kelce and then run out of the tunnel in front of 60,000 screaming drunks? Is he 24 and going gray early, or 40 with a wife and two kids at home? I still can’t tell. We both have the same pair of AllBirds too, so we have something in common.

We’re putting out the bat signal for this guy:

If you know him deliver him to us. I want to be the first one to interview him. I’ll travel north, south, east, west, even Delco to talk to this guy if need be. That’s how much I care. Email me if you have any leads.