How about this dork? If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle:

Hey dummy, did you not cover the team a week ago when they got swept by the Braves and lost the division? During one of those games Max Fried went five innings and only gave up four hits and a run.

“The Mets, who were way better than Philadelphia…” reeks of condescension.

You couldn’t even knock out Yu Darvish. You got one hit by Joe Musgrove in an elimination game. You lost. AT HOME. Under the bright lights the Mets folded like a cheap suit. Coulda, woulda, shoulda buddy. You get NOTHING:

This Phillies team is loose. A loose team is a dangerous team.