Look, I’m not gonna do the loser energy thing and say with absolute certainty that Framber Valdez was up to no good on Saturday night, but there’s a lot of video floating around out there, and so people are naturally forming their own opinions:


Granted, I’m not paying full attention because I’m typing while watching the game, but did dude go to the rosin bag at all? I don’t remember seeing it. Maybe he’s just a very sweaty individual and is perspiring like no one has ever perspired before. Hopefully he’s using a good deodorant.

Anyway, we’re not SAYING FOR SURE that Valdez is pulling some shit here, but OTHER PEOPLE are. We’re a fair and balanced news outlet. We report, you decide.