One Million Phillies Fans Entered the World Series Lottery, for Only 20k Tickets

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Sheesh:

It sounds like mostly all World Series emails have been sent out. If you didn’t win, don’t go off the rails like this  guy. You had a 2% chance:

Hey man. Life isn’t fair. Plus Emily is going to take some fire ass Instagrams. What were you going to do, watch the game?

There’s always Plan B:

Plus everyone knows there’s a tunnel under the old Holiday Inn where you can get into the stadium:

 

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