Look at this shit. Did the Padres just win Game 2 of the NLCS or Game 7 of the World Series? I honestly can’t tell:

https://twitter.com/shanealanw/status/1582911131659620352?s=20&t=SNURZYnzz0x8_nXtacEbxQ

Act like you’ve been here before San Diego. I know that’s tough because the last time you were here Ken Caminiti was pumped full of more drugs than Medina Spirit. But I mean this series hasn’t even started yet. Partying in the streets after splitting 1-1? Have some respect for yourself. Padres fans are blocking traffic, cursing on live television, and fighting:

It’s lawlessness! Does Larry Krasner have a brother in the San Diego DA’s office?

P.S. We don’t claim that Phillies fan who got his ass whooped. He was probably an army brat whose dad was stationed in San Diego. He wasn’t molded by bitter Northeast winters. He’s shaped by 76 degree days and softer than the mahi-mahi tacos.