Jomboy gave a great breakdown of the Phillies third inning. Of course the highlight was a shot of a Phillies fan as Strider left the field:

God I hate that fucking mustache. The tight pants, his love for indie music, and his excuses about bad pitching performances because he didn’t have his chamomile tea. In other words he’s a dork and I hope the Phillies ruined him forever after signing that $76 million extension. Let’s end this shit today. Everything is on the table! Somebody go check to see how many innings Cole Hamels has left in that arm:

 

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