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The Cameras Caught Emily From Doylestown Stoned at Xfinity Live

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Oct 29th, 2022 · 1:38 AM EDT

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When the edibles kick in:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkSOyCpMQyk/?hl=en

Is anyone going to have a better Halloweekend than Emily from Doylestown? She’s at Xfinity Live! enjoying Game 1 and 2 with friends, taking some gummies, and tying one on before heading to Game 3 to take some fire Instagrams and stare at some butts. She’s the luckiest girl in Philadelphia! Imagine someone more underserving than her winning the Phillies ticket lottery. She can’t even name four players for gods sake:

I sat in the blistering Philly heat to watch Aaron Harang pitch, Scott Kingery bat third, Knapp start over JT every Sunday, and Papelbon grab his nuts in front of me only to receive this email while Emily from Doylestown who can’t name 4 players on the team gets to go.

I’m sick. pic.twitter.com/ctdu99wUDu

— Philly Nation (@Philly__Nation) October 27, 2022

We waited in the blistering heat for you

For four hours and you just said No

 

Emily is still better than this Astros fan reading an E-Book in the middle of the World Series:

Lady in front of my sitting in what is probably at least a $1200 ticket maybe more reading an E-Book 😅 pic.twitter.com/rrFz82jYgL

— MVPnav🤘🏽 (@PNav57) October 29, 2022