Have yourself a night, kiddo:

I imagine he was saying something like this:

“You guys suck! Kyle Tucker is ass! Go Phils!”

Can’t confirm, however.

There are some great faces in that video clip. This guy is thinking, “welp, that happened” –


And this kid is so stunned by the Realmuto homer that he’s drifting off to another plane of existence:

Finally, if Scar Jo was a Houston Astros fan:

Go Phils.