Game 3 was a blogger’s dream. For real. The amount of viral video clips and social-media worthy shareables was crazy, like a content gold mine. The Phillies struck a vein en route to a 7-0 trouncing of the Houston Astros, who are dirty cheats.

10 kick ass things from this one:

 

1. Franzke’s call

We gotta team up and get Nick Piccone a gift basket for putting all of these radio edits together. Maybe we all chip in and get him a subscription to the jelly of the month club.

 

2. Ranger Suarez, cooler than the other side of the pillow

Hell yeah. So smooth man. This dude has so much confidence right that it’s oozing out of his pores. Kind of like baseball version of reverse osmosis or something.

 

3. Jayme Hoskins being cool as shit, again

Hopefully it wasn’t IPA. Looks like Yuengling, so we’re in the clear.

 

4. the best angle

Sick! What a memory. You can’t get a better piece of video if you’re that guy. He should be sending this to every single contact in his phone, even his boss.

 

5. Another home run going over pencil neck Kyle Tucker

Two times in this series that pencil neck has looked like a doofus trying to make a play on a home run ball.

 

6. the best first pitch ever

Four older legends throwing to four younger legends. Doesn’t get much better than that.

 

7. Chase Utley wearing the parade outfit

Chase Utley, you are the man!

 

8. this photo

Yeah, someone spelled “Morandini” wrong. We’ll find them and discipline them.

 

9. slo-mo

I could watch these videos all day long, the crowd reaction to the big dingers. That’s what she said.

 

10. the star power in general

Not sure how Justin Verlander pulled off Kate Upton, but good for him.