This dude:

 

Carton would know about dumps since he spent a year in a central Pennsylvania jail. Quez Watkins had a bad fumble on Monday night, but at least he didn’t defraud investors out of millions of dollars. Heyo! Bazinga.

The sad thing here is this dude comes out of the slammer and gets another cushy gig at WFAN, then FS1 decides to give him a show. There are tons of talented people in sports media who are not criminals that deserve promotions and bigger platforms, but instead we get… Craig Carton.