Qatar Commits Another Human Atrocity

via PFTCommenter on IG

They’re selling the Wiz Wit Philadelphia Burger in the airports of Qatar:

I would be lying if I told you I wasn’t intrigued by the Federation Sauce. Tastes like freedom and a 0-0 win against England. But the bell pepper and spinach combo on a burger sounds awful and I’m hearing rumors this is Qatar’s Philadelphia Cheese dealer:

You know what though? I’d rather the Wit Wiz Philadelphia burger be the knockoff food of choice over there than just another imitation cheesesteak we see other cities try to pull off. Remember this abomination in Dallas? –