Get a load of this photo:

That’s it. That’s the entire post.

Actually – no it’s not. I have a quick question – why was Ted Cruz in the Astros parade? Was Rick Santorum part of the 2008 Phillies parade? Serious question. I have no idea. Imagine if Kenney, Krasner, and Helen Gym jumped on a double decker bus during the Birds parade. Is there a reason for politicians to be involved in these types of things? Quit dickin’ around and fix the country! Gas is four dollars and I’m getting reamed at the grocery store.

Alright, now we’re done with the post.