What a move:

Is this the new thing? Will the first thing Jean Segura and Zach Eflin do today is find a voiceover guy for their highlight reel? Is this tampering since Jon Hamm is a St. Louis Cardinals fan and they’re in the mix? I don’t know. What I do know is Miles Teller has to do something cool to break the news when the Phillies sign Turner. I’m all in on a slump-proof #2 hitter whose wife can buy 81 games of beers with that $325 million contract. Bring him home, Dave:

Kinkead: The funny thing about this is that nobody needs any kind of Trea Turner pitch. It’s Trea Turner.