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DELCOOOOOOO

Good Delco, though. Swarthmore area Delco where the median income is like $100k. Parents had no problem bailing their little boy out of jail. Probably punished him by taking away ice cream for a week.

Here’s the funny part. I found that ‘ol Luke here competed in the high jump in middle school at Strath Haven High. Came in 4th at the Cougar Carnival event at Springfield High with a jump of five feet. Not bad, but the guy who came in first jumped 5’9:

You know who makes that jump and gets away, Luke? Evan Blake does:

Gotta know your limits. An epic fail mixed with getting domed by a beer bottle is a tough look: