The King checking in on Twitter:

Classic Howard right here. This is the Eskin hat trick in a single tweet:

  1. report news that an NFL Insider already reported
  2. spell a player’s name incorrectly (twice in this case)
  3. mention the reporter in the Tweet when you could have just quote tweeted or retweeted that person instead (Mike Garafolo)

Reed “Bkankenship” is a good one though. The ‘k’ and ‘l’ are right next to each other, so he probably just fat fingered that one. It happens. CJGJ however doesn’t have that extra ‘e’ in it. Howard spelled it like he’s gardening, i.e. he’s watering and fertilizing ala Nick Sirianni. He’s got a backyard green house with tomatoes on the vine. Chauncey “Gardener” does his shopping at the Tractor Supply Co. on Berlin-Cross Keys Road in Sicklerville.

Someone get the King a proofreader. We could use one also, so maybe a two-fer is in play here.