Noted Soccer Expert Josina Anderson Not Impressed with World Cup Leading Goal Scorer Kylian Mbappe

This is the worst tweet of all time. It makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs and wish I had never seen it:

I’m still waiting for Kylian Mbappe to impress me in this World Cup. Yes he attracts defenders, but speed & scoring potential are not enough. You have to purposefully dribble w/ directive control, create for yourself, & thus be a constant actual threat to the net t/o the tourney.

— JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) December 18, 2022

lol

Mbappe scored a hat trick in the World Cup final. He finished with eight goals in the tournament and won the Golden Boot.

Not good enough! That’s according to Alshon Jeffery’s confidante, who wants to see Mbappe “dribble w/ directive control,” whatever that means. Maybe she learned about high-level technique during her heralded time at UNC:

I played soccer at UNC for a hot sec after I left Track burned out. Only made team on speed RT @Vikinggjh @JosinaAnderson Did u play soccer?

— JosinaAnderson (@JosinaAnderson) October 13, 2014

Josina Anderson makes Seth Joyner sound logical. She’s the absolute worst. Chris Long always knew:

And @JosinaAnderson players need to know what time it is when you come around a building. Talking shit on a dude about a head injury and covering football for a living. Tisk tisk. pic.twitter.com/QBzQ2lYCtH

— chris long (@JOEL9ONE) January 6, 2020