Get a load of this:

Hell yeah. Shaquille O’Neal performing at CBP. Aka Shaq Diesel, the Big Cactus, the Big Aristotle, Shaq Fu, etc.

Hopefully he’ll be performing hits from his 1993 album, which went platinum. One of the best rap albums from that year, right up there with 36 Chambers, Midnight Marauders, and Black Sunday (only being somewhat sarcastic here). We’ll also need him to perform the LaVar Ball diss track. Unfortunately, Phife Dawg passed, so he can’t join Shaq on stage for a rendition of Where ya at?, but there are plenty of tracks Shaq can pull up, or maybe I’m off base entirely and he’ll just do a DJ set instead. Some EDM for Phillies fans.

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