The Eagles Are Undefeated Under Nick Sirianni When They Don't Wear White Pants

This is my kind of analytics:

Under Nick Sirianni, the Eagles’ record…
with white pants: 10-10 (.500)
with other pants: 11-0 (1.000)#jerseycombinationanalytics#FlyEaglesFly

— Deniz Selman (@denizselman33) December 12, 2022

You look good, you feel good.

You feel good, you play good.

You play good, they pay good.

It’s that simple. Eagles players think they look the best in black and midnight green pants. No more white pants until we clinch the #1 seed and absolutely no white pants in the playoffs. White jersey and green bottoms or pull out the all-blacks for a showdown against Dallas in the NFC Championship. Speaking of Dallas, has this stupid computer model at ESPN taken into consideration the pants when they’re picking the NFC winner? I bet they aren’t:

https://twitter.com/football_kelly/status/1602054647786733569?s=20&t=3JxkviA0VDRmcTTZqmwcAQ