Carlos Correa Will Not be a Met

Welp:

BREAKING: Shortstop Carlos Correa and the Minnesota Twins are finalizing a six-year, $200 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The deal has a vesting option that can max out at $270 million. It is pending physical.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) January 10, 2023

“Pending physical” is the important part right there!

Is this a laugh-at-the-Mets moment, or a blessing in disguise? Uncle Steve will just throw $200 million at the next guy on the list, so it’s really not a big deal at the end of the day. Still, we’re gonna hit ’em with the LOLMETS –