The shit that rewrote NFL history:

Quick spark notes on the whole situation for anyone who might’ve forgotten:

Josh McDaniels agreed to the Colts job, it was announced by the Colts, and just a couple hours later McDaniels decided he was staying with the Patriots. The Colts scrambled for a new head coach and settled on Frank Reich, the alleged architect of the Super Bowl. John DeFilippo left for the Vikings gig the same year and the Birds promoted QB coach Mike Groh, who never worked out. Was it all because Jim Irsay spent an hour allegedly taking a fat l̶i̶n̶e̶ dump?

What a square Mrs. McDaniels is. Let the man shit in piece. He’s from Indianapolis, for God’s sake. They eat nothing but steak and potatoes. You ever been stuck in a job interview after a bunch of b̶l̶o̶w̶ red meat? Those were the meat sweats. Nothing else.

Thanks a lot, Mrs. McDaniels. You toppled a dynasty. Ruined Carson Wentz’s career. All because you couldn’t let a guy chop s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ a log in peace. You can’t tell me this man who eats PF Changs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner wasn’t in your bathroom for just as long? –

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